Thin Lizzy Cold Sweat..............

Some real Rock with no exceptions.

P2V Final Part Four............................

The camera zooms into HHH and Gabriel Batistuta who are now outside in the car park fighting. They are heavily blowing each other as they are quite muscled up. HHH grabs a sledge hammer and Gabriel Batistuta the hero from Florence ducks. He then picks HHH up and powerbombs him on the concrete car park floor. JR goes Oh my Good God The pwbequalizer ........the pwbequaliser......that had so much impact that the concrete must have cracked HHH’s spine. Gabriel Batistuta flexes his muscles.....I am the hero from Florence. While HHH is lying unconscious. Stephanie runs out to aid HHH and they load him up into a blue ambulance, which on the side it says going to Smackdown.

After the break Raw returns and Vince is walking around in the storage area. He suddenly bumps into the Holy Ministers Spozk/Scozzy leading to a fight starting. Eventually they are headlocking each other. Scozzy has Vince in a headlock and Vince has Spozk in a head lock. Vince mutters to Todd pass me your magic left sided tool we used in the sack. So Todd pulls out a mini flask labeled protein juice and he diligently swallows every last drop of it. Then his pants start to expand making his crotch area a leaning tent like structure. Todd then gets on his knees near Scozzy, Vince and Spozk. Vince lets one arm go and says give it to me Todd. Todd then grabs Vinces hand and puts it on his magic left sided tool area. Vince gets a good grip and with the power/pressure of holding on to Todds magic left sided tool, Vince is able to make Spozk pass out. He then starts to put a sleeper on Scozzy and makes him pass out also. Then Vince puts the Holy Ministers into a crate and nails it shut. Vince then heads to the titantron to make an announcement that he is back in control of WWE and Todd follows walking sideways again to not get noticed.

Much later on in a freight plane the holy ministers inside the crate wake up. Spozk goes wait a minute, I can feel another person in here. Scozzy goes oh my god and Goldust jumps on him hee hee hee hee....badonka donk time. For those of you wondering where the holy ministers end up? well on the crate it says 'To, Watch Town where the very attractive Starina resides'.

-The final part to the P2V storyline and the previous three parts are below.

P2V Part Three...........

After all have a good look at each other HHH says you know Steph I cant believe you got high by dealing with that chump. Stephanie interrupts and says I cant believe you were exercising with that muscle whore. Victoria goes I am no muscle whore, me and Hunter had the best push workout of our lives in the boiler room!!!. And you know what we made the temperature go over 100 degrees. Stephanie is now boiling and just jumps onto Victoria as they both start to cat fight. Gabriel Batistuta tries to break up the fighting between Stephanie and Victoria. Just as he is about to put his hand on Stephanie’s shoulder, HHH whacks Gabriel Batistuta in the face. The fighting is going on between them and all over backstage.

While this is going on the camera zooms into a room where Vince is still stuck in the sack with Todd Grisham. Vince goes to Todd whats that thing next to your left leg, you know it seems to be pressuring into my right thigh. Todd embarrassingly mutters oh its just a something. Vince goes well what ever it is, it seems to be strong enough to make a hole into the sack. Vince goes so pass me the thing next to your left leg. Todd goes I could but you know its kind of hard. What do you mean kind of hard Vince Replies? Todd goes ok lets both hit it into the sack. Vince goes genius Todd the more force we can apply. Todd goes yeah and Vince goes where shall I grab it? Todd goes just at the top and Vince grabs it. Todd goes ooooooh that’s good I mean a good hold. Vince goes wow it seems to be expanding. Todd tries to hide his sensations of Vince’s hold and manages to mutter it’s a very strong tool. Vince goes I bet it is and goes 1 2 3 4 and then hits it into the sack. The sack RIPS into two due to the force of Todds left sided tool. Vince getting up while dusting his clothes says now onto the Holy Ministers dammit. Todd gets up slowly trying not to show his left side to Vince and so walks sideways behind him.

-To be continued in the final fourth part

The Blazer Mystery..............

This video seems to evolve around a white gravity defying substance stuck on a blazer jacket. Will Sebastian Love ever determine what that substance exactly is?

P2V Part Two...........

While JR is speaking the cameras zoom into a room backstage where Vince and Todd Grisham are stuck in the sack. Vince can be heard cursing in the sack while Todd is really enjoying himself being this stuck with Vince. The cameras zoom out and onto the titantron where The Holy Ministers Spozk and Scozzy open up RAW. Holy Minister Spozk says to the audience, we are here to save you people. You people do not need big breasted women (crowd shouts we need calcium). Instead me and my fellow compatriot Holy Minister Scozzy will be making some changes to Raw. The first change we will make......

As they are speaking the shattered dreams music plays and out comes Gold (breathe in) Dust. He starts off by saying Cut cut cut cut hee hee hee....I am meant to be making my return tonight by selling gold sex toys. Goldust says one more thing you guys could come backstage in my dressing room and help me with some market research. While Goldust picks out a gold whip and hits it on his pvc costume tish tish.

Holy Minister Scozzy interrupts this is the exact type of person that we want to lead to rightness. We are fed up of seeing people destroying there lives by being obsessed with gold costumes. Goldust slowly puts his head down and starts to shed a few tears. Its true I use this gold costume to get the beautiful peoples attention. Holy Minister Scozzy comes out of the ring and says give me a hug my soon to be convert. While Holy Minister Scozzy is putting his arms out, Goldust grabs him laughing out loud hee hee hee and doesn’t let go. Goldust says convert me while putting emphasis on his backside. Holy Minister Spozk runs up to the ramp and pulls out his holy knob and wacks Goldust in the backside with it. Goldust crashes to the ground muttering oh my what a huge knob!

While this is going on Stephanie and Victoria have an altercation backstage and hate is running high between the two as Victoria has been muscling in on HHH. Just as either is about to say something in enters HHH from one door and Gabriel Batistuta enters from the other door. Gabriel Batistuta is the newest call up from ovw and has been dealing with Stephanie as she was high on him. The scene heats up as all four look at each other and the more they look at each other, the more the love/betrayal unfolds.

-To be continued in part three and part one is below.

P2V.......................

The Ship crash lands in some murky hood. Vince goes I hope they have hotels in here, Todd you go around to Hotels? maybe we should go to one of them. I wouldn’t mind some entertainment either Todd. Todd goes I don’t think you would want to go to the hotels that I go too. He goes Todd I never thought Steph would run me out of WWE. I wonder how HHH & Steph got so much power over these years? It was never obvious to me. Todd goes agree Sir sarcastically its never been noticeable has it. While they are talking they get approached by a gang in which the leader says whats poppin? Vince goes I am able-bodied & so is Todd. Vince gets asked so what you guys doing in this place its obvious you don’t live here. Vince explains the story with the trouble he had with HHH & Steph. Grand Master P to the V says I could just help you out.

HHH & Chyna sex tape is handed to Vince by the rapper Grand Master P to the V. Vince says how did you find this tape & P2V replies we got connections. Vince does a hip hop style handshake with all P2V crew & P2V says to Vince I think your assistant Todd gets his Tortilla seasoned. Vince goes I see I will make some recommendations for him.

Vince goes back to WWE & interrupts the WWE take over celebration by HHH & Steph. He says you see I got a tape with HHH & his old woman Chyna in action. Steph grabs HHH arms you said it wasn’t scientifically possible to have sex with Chyna. HHH getting red, Vince replies with a grin I think HHH found a way!

Then Victoria comes out & says to HHH that she loves him. She goes she aint been on tv recently not due to creative but she has been doing it with HHH in the boiler room. HHH says to Steph I am sorry I just cant resist muscle on women. Stephanie takes off her stiletto heel shoe & hits HHH in the nuts & he crashes to the ground. Vince goes I also have pictures of Steph & the younger wrestler that you want to push hard. Steph its more the case of how hard he has been pushing you. Victoria jumps Stephanie. Vince does a little strut to say I got my company back & a main event feud all in one night. While Vince starts break dancing he then gets ambushed by the Holy Religious Ministers & is put in a sack. Todd says wait & jumps into the sack with Vince also.

-To be continued in part two.

Roxx Gang No Easy Way Out.....................

A better version of this song by RG.

Vince The Gorilla..............

Here is a storyline which I wrote quite sometime ago, hope you enjoy it. I also would like to add that the Vince McMahon character is the best character to write storylines about and the Kanyon character also.

Vince mistakes coke for sugar and puts it in his lemonade which he drinks. Slowly Vince starts to make stupid decisions becoming a party animal hooked to this sugar. He looks at his watch to see when RAW would end, so he can go jive.
The next RAW he makes chaotic decisions, which are true in real life, he makes John Cena an announcer because he cant wrestle and tells Lita she can sleep with anyone she wants including him.
Vince organises a party on the same RAW. Later you can hear Car Wash (song) playing from his room and lights. Todd Grisham is dancing naked around Vince, Vince is wearing a gorilla costume minus the mask and pulling out some old skool disco moves.
There are female strippers nude whose boobs are bouncing, Vince eyes up one of them and they go for it while Vince is still dancing standing up. Shane McMahon outside calls Linda and says Dads lost it.
Later Linda busts in, turns off the music and goes oh my god Vince and runs out. Vince says NO Linda! and takes the strippers legs wrapped around him off and runs after Linda. He then slips down 100’s of stairs as he is wearing the costume. Later he is in hospital and cant remember a thing.

Disco Inferno........................

Disco Inferno (wrestler in travolta suit and making this curtain jerker Goldberg look good) is one of the all time wrestling legends as he quite simply revolutionised wrestling. You know we have Technical wrestlers, High Flying wrestlers, Lucha Lucha wrestlers, Mat wrestlers and Heaven knows what else wrestlers. But Disco Inferno was unlike all of them and decided not to fall in any of those categories. You know he innovated and pioneered the art known as disco wrestling, thats right disco wrestling. Currently the disco wrestling style is at an all time high with two wrestlers practicing the art. Which is a pretty amazing statistic if I might add. One is in Croatia and the other is in Swaziland. So watch out for them in WWE/TNA in the years to come and as soon as their countries invest in airports. So expect more hip entrances in the future like Disco Fever.....I mean Disco Feva as you got to say it right. Disco Feva..Disco Feva..Disco Feva..Disco Feva..Disco Feva..yeah yeah yeah.. he is so cool.. he is the disco rendezvous.......

Lastly two posts down check out my two brand spunking new storylines.

The Bridge............................

Backstage hours before Smackdown in the carpark lobby Murdoch sees Kristal. He gets down on the floor and is muttering the words sara-coose sara- cooooose as he moves his hands artistically towards her. He slowly makes his way into Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region. His tongue slowly thrusts into Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region. The more she oooooohs as deeper his tongue buds go. After the tantalising sensations Murdoch tries to pull out his tongue but cannot!!! Kristal goes hurry ooooooooh ahh up!!!!!!!! Get your tongue out and clean up already as the show starts shortly. Murdoch still cannot as his tongue is knotted in. So Kristal sees Batista parking his car and says Batista ahhh come here!!!!

Batista runs in like superman and says what is it Kristal my dear? Kristal says help help Murdochs tongue is stuck in my pa-peen-pa-pow region!!!!

So Batista flexes his arms and moves his legs far apart and tries to pull Murdoch out. He grips Murdochs belly button region with his arms and then pulls Murdoch into him really hard. Things do not go to plan as Murdoch is hanging in the air after the hard inward pull by Batista. As his behind gets connected to Batistas penis and his tongue is still knotted in Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region.

The situation to an innocent passer by with a clean mind would look like, Batista is air bumming Murdoch and Kristal is getting oraled at the same time in her pa-peen-pa-pow region . It becomes more convincing as they wriggle and try to unconnect. This carries on long into the night and all three miss there matches as they are knotted to tightly. Eventually they decide to just do it and call it a bridge threesome.