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Ever wondered what the wrestling world is up to when the cameras close? And the storylines kind of finish?

Carlito is angry backstage & finds a mascara in his pocket, which says property to Lito from Edge, he mutters who is Lito & why do I have this in my pocket. Edge shakes his head muttering only if you knew.

Batista on his mobile phone, talking to his latest girlfriend Kayrina. I am so glad I met you as my previous 7th girlfriend was expecting to much just like the fans. “You know what do the fans do other than sacrifice there time and pay there money. Yet they still expect me to sign autographs, come on and let me tell you about dedication”

Ariel is catching a night train home to paradise city as she has just been future endeavearoed. Vince said she lost her fangs and without her fangs she cannot be a main attraction. Also the guys are scared about her appetite for yeooooooooow’s.

Boogey Man is talking to his research team member on his mobile phone about the groundbreaking scientific research he does in his spare time. He says he has just invented the first plastic that also conducts electricity.

Majojo Bentley is waiting for Todd Grisham who is his new boyfriend, a fashion designer from Mozambique. Todd Grisham meets and greets him in true fashion. On the way home Todd Grisham replies “This will teach Cena for walking down that aisle”

Armando Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejandro Estrada is lighting up a cigar. Other than adding to global warming, what other dangers do smoking ciggerettes/cigars have? Says Armando Aleeeeeeeeeeejandroooooo Estrada.......Randy Orton replies, “my friend that is so true, there are no dangers”. “Lets take in some sweet sweet puffs”

Vince Russo riding a bicycle while he is humming. A bird hits on his crotch & the beak gets stuck.

More storylines to follow.

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Yeooooooooow Uncut Part One

Hardcore Holly is sitting in his sofa & catching up with all the soaps, as he has a passion for them. He is sipping some juice which he got from Test, which he spits out as it starts to give him bacne. He leaves the juice & drys his eyes as the soaps make him cry.

Holly has a match coming up & goes to the ring, just as he is about to win he loses. This makes him fall lower down the pecking order for the prestigious prestigious ECW title which even Ric Flair couldn’t win.

After Holly comes back he starts to smash his truck & says “dammit I cant win nothing”

Next week before his match he goes to the fridge, which he brought from Big D. He gets some ice, & goes “odd its like someone has been toying with this fridge” while he is taking the ice cubes one falls in his pants. Hardcore Holly gets a little stiff & makes some sound (like a cat meowww but his are yeoww yeoww noises, the y people is the difference. This gets him all motivated for the match & he beats Snitsky.

Back in the parking lot he goes, “that’s the way I win my damn matches, damn I need a yeoww everyweek”

Vince sees him in the hall & says Hardcore Holly two more matches & for the next ppv I will book you for the ECW title. Hardcore Holly replies “damn I cant wait”, Vince goes “That’s what I like about you Hardcore, slowly moving his head down “your ruthless juice induced nipples” & has a good feel.

Hardcore Holly sees the ECW interviewer & says he needs a quick one. “Since you’re a diva? This comes naturally for you” ECW interviewer nods her head & starts her vacuuming, with Holly yeoowwwwww yeooooooowING.

Hardcore again wins the match, Tazz goes I don’t know what motivates Holly so much but I want some of it too. Joey Styles say’s well we do it in commentary every week.

Continued in part two below.

Yeooooooooow Uncut Part Two

The 2nd week he has to have a match against Carlito & this time he makes Torrie give him the yeoooww yeooooow. Carlito is so focused/motivated that he cannot be beat & he is fully focused on wrestling as he is never lazy.

Hardcore plays the video of Torrie yeooowing him on the titantron & Carlito gets distracted. Hardcore rolls up Carlito for the quick victory.

Again back in the parking lot goes “Damn I beat that bastard, what a vocabulary I have also if I may add”

Backstage Thorn & the Ariel are flying like bats but actually they are on strings but it feeds there gothic aspirations. Thorn says we will give him one hell of yeeeoow & they both cannot stop laughing.

Hardcore Holly next week returns with one match away to the ECW title. He see’s the matchup & says “this one is gonna be to easy, I can wait to beat that damn bastard”

Hardcore Holly knocks on a wardrobe which says Thorn, cause Thorn & Ariel go to sleep upside down.

Anyway Hardcore finds no one in the wardrobe, all of a sudden out of no where appears Ariel and starts to scratch Hardcores crotch with her long pointy nails. Hardcore replies “Oh well you already figured Ariel, damn Ariel pump me up”

Ariel scratching her hands around the floor & moving on her knees locks into Hardcores dick. Hardcore starts off with “yyyaahishishi ye ye ye yeooooooooooow” then all of sudden Hardcores smile turns upside down as he starts to scream. Then the next thing we see is Hardcore running around with blood & white stuff shooting out like a hose. Ariel has Hardcore’s meat in her mouth which she bit off with her fangs.
While Hardcore is screaming, Thorn puts his arm around Hardcore & says “there there never get a yeoooow from a Lady with fangs. The next thing we see is Ariel putting her head up in front of Hardcore & making a Vince like swallow. A loud Ariel burp indicates digestion. Hardcore screaming just faints muttering damn. With Ariel & Thorn doing a slow-mo Tango dance and the story ends.

P2V Final Part Four

The camera zooms into HHH and Gabriel Batistuta who are now outside in the car park fighting. They are heavily blowing each other as they are quite muscled up. HHH grabs a sledge hammer and Gabriel Batistuta the hero from Florence ducks. He then picks HHH up and powerbombs him on the concrete car park floor. JR goes Oh my Good God The pwbequalizer ........the pwbequaliser......that had so much impact that the concrete must have cracked HHH’s spine. Gabriel Batistuta flexes his muscles.....I am the hero from Florence. While HHH is lying unconscious. Stephanie runs out to aid HHH and they load him up into a blue ambulance, which on the side it says going to Smackdown.

After the break Raw returns and Vince is walking around in the storage area. He suddenly bumps into the Holy Ministers Spozk/Scozzy leading to a fight starting. Eventually they are headlocking each other. Scozzy has Vince in a headlock and Vince has Spozk in a head lock. Vince mutters to Todd pass me your magic left sided tool we used in the sack. So Todd pulls out a mini flask labeled protein juice and he diligently swallows every last drop of it. Then his pants start to expand making his crotch area a leaning tent like structure. Todd then gets on his knees near Scozzy, Vince and Spozk. Vince lets one arm go and says give it to me Todd. Todd then grabs Vinces hand and puts it on his magic left sided tool area. Vince gets a good grip and with the power/pressure of holding on to Todds magic left sided tool, Vince is able to make Spozk pass out. He then starts to put a sleeper on Scozzy and makes him pass out also. Then Vince puts the Holy Ministers into a crate and nails it shut. Vince then heads to the titantron to make an announcement that he is back in control of WWE and Todd follows walking sideways again to not get noticed.

Much later on in a freight plane the holy ministers inside the crate wake up. Spozk goes wait a minute, I can feel another person in here. Scozzy goes oh my god and Goldust jumps on him hee hee hee hee....badonka donk time. For those of you wondering where the holy ministers end up? well on the crate it says "To, Jackos Neverland".

-The final part to the P2V storyline and the previous three parts are below.

P2V Part Three

After all have a good look at each other HHH says you know Steph I cant believe you got high by dealing with that chump. Stephanie interrupts and says I cant believe you were exercising with that muscle whore. Victoria goes I am no muscle whore, me and Hunter had the best push workout of our lives in the boiler room!!!. And you know what we made the temperature go over 100 degrees. Stephanie is now boiling and just jumps onto Victoria as they both start to cat fight. Gabriel Batistuta tries to break up the fighting between Stephanie and Victoria. Just as he is about to put his hand on Stephanie’s shoulder, HHH whacks Gabriel Batistuta in the face. The fighting is going on between them and all over backstage.

While this is going on the camera zooms into a room where Vince is still stuck in the sack with Todd Grisham. Vince goes to Todd whats that thing next to your left leg, you know it seems to be pressuring into my right thigh. Todd embarrassingly mutters oh its just a something. Vince goes well what ever it is, it seems to be strong enough to make a hole into the sack. Vince goes so pass me the thing next to your left leg. Todd goes I could but you know its kind of hard. What do you mean kind of hard Vince Replies? Todd goes ok lets both hit it into the sack. Vince goes genius Todd the more force we can apply. Todd goes yeah and Vince goes where shall I grab it? Todd goes just at the top and Vince grabs it. Todd goes ooooooh that’s good I mean a good hold. Vince goes wow it seems to be expanding. Todd tries to hide his sensations of Vince’s hold and manages to mutter it’s a very strong tool. Vince goes I bet it is and goes 1 2 3 4 and then hits it into the sack. The sack RIPS into two due to the force of Todds left sided tool. Vince getting up while dusting his clothes says now onto the Holy Ministers dammit. Todd gets up slowly trying not to show his left side to Vince and so walks sideways behind him.

-To be continued in the final fourth part

P2V Part Two

While JR is speaking the cameras zoom into a room backstage where Vince and Todd Grisham are stuck in the sack. Vince can be heard cursing in the sack while Todd is really enjoying himself being this stuck with Vince. The cameras zoom out and onto the titantron where The Holy Ministers Spozk and Scozzy open up RAW. Holy Minister Spozk says to the audience, we are here to save you people. You people do not need big breasted women (crowd shouts we need calcium). Instead me and my fellow compatriot Holy Minister Scozzy will be making some changes to Raw. The first change we will make......

As they are speaking the shattered dreams music plays and out comes Gold (breathe in) Dust. He starts off by saying Cut cut cut cut hee hee hee....I am meant to be making my return tonight by selling gold sex toys. Goldust says one more thing you guys could come backstage in my dressing room and help me with some market research. While Goldust picks out a gold whip and hits it on his pvc costume tish tish.

Holy Minister Scozzy interrupts this is the exact type of person that we want to lead to rightness. We are fed up of seeing people destroying there lives by being obsessed with gold costumes. Goldust slowly puts his head down and starts to shed a few tears. Its true I use this gold costume to get the beautiful peoples attention. Holy Minister Scozzy comes out of the ring and says give me a hug my soon to be convert. While Holy Minister Scozzy is putting his arms out, Goldust grabs him laughing out loud hee hee hee and doesn’t let go. Goldust says convert me while putting emphasis on his backside. Holy Minister Spozk runs up to the ramp and pulls out his holy knob and wacks Goldust in the backside with it. Goldust crashes to the ground muttering oh my what a huge knob!

While this is going on Stephanie and Victoria have an altercation backstage and hate is running high between the two as Victoria has been muscling in on HHH. Just as either is about to say something in enters HHH from one door and Gabriel Batistuta enters from the other door. Gabriel Batistuta is the newest call up from ovw and has been dealing with Stephanie as she was high on him. The scene heats up as all four look at each other and the more they look at each other, the more the love/betrayal unfolds.

-To be continued in part three and part one is below.

P2V Part One

The Ship crash lands in some murky hood. Vince goes I hope they have hotels in here, Todd you go around to Hotels? maybe we should go to one of them. I wouldn’t mind some entertainment either Todd. Todd goes I don’t think you would want to go to the hotels that I go too. He goes Todd I never thought Steph would run me out of WWE. I wonder how HHH & Steph got so much power over these years? It was never obvious to me. Todd goes agree Sir sarcastically its never been noticeable has it. While they are talking they get approached by a gang in which the leader says whats poppin? Vince goes I am able-bodied & so is Todd. Vince gets asked so what you guys doing in this place its obvious you don’t live here. Vince explains the story with the trouble he had with HHH & Steph. Grand Master P to the V says I could just help you out.

HHH & Chyna sex tape is handed to Vince by the rapper Grand Master P to the V. Vince says how did you find this tape & P2V replies we got connections. Vince does a hip hop style handshake with all P2V crew & P2V says to Vince I think your assistant Todd gets his Tortilla seasoned. Vince goes I see I will make some recommendations for him.

Vince goes back to WWE & interrupts the WWE take over celebration by HHH & Steph. He says you see I got a tape with HHH & his old woman Chyna in action. Steph grabs HHH arms you said it wasn’t scientifically possible to have sex with Chyna. HHH getting red, Vince replies with a grin I think HHH found a way!

Then Victoria comes out & says to HHH that she loves him. She goes she aint been on tv recently not due to creative but she has been doing it with HHH in the boiler room. HHH says to Steph I am sorry I just cant resist muscle on women. Stephanie takes off her stiletto heel shoe & hits HHH in the nuts & he crashes to the ground. Vince goes I also have pictures of Steph & the younger wrestler that you want to push hard. Steph its more the case of how hard he has been pushing you. Victoria jumps Stephanie. Vince does a little strut to say I got my company back & a main event feud all in one night. While Vince starts break dancing he then gets ambushed by the Holy Religious Ministers & is put in a sack. Todd says wait & jumps into the sack with Vince also.

-To be continued in part two.

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