Time for a little tribute.
Thursday, 24 December 2009
HHH the World Champ slams the door and says Steph that’s not my kid, his wearing glittery robes already! His meant to have long nose and a big crayon. Steph goes he should of had the Nose but the big crayon? not to sure. HHH goes you saying Ric gives it better, Steph says I isn’t saying I was feeling it. Vince comes behind HHH and says you were a 10 time world champion. My daughter found better and got in bed with a 23 time world champion. HBK is behind McMahon and says Hunter doesn’t need to be a dad cause his already got a groupie of babes that his been pumping over the past decade. Ric Flair comes behind HBK saying Woooh! Ric sees em and Ric nails em wooooooh!. HBK nails him in the mouth and HHH jumps Vince and they both do the crotch chops. Vince goes dammit this will be a tag match at the PPV, Me & Ric v HHH & HBK.
Ric Flair gets battered by DX causing Vince to run outside the arena.
Stephanie comes out laughing and so is HHH, HBK says what’s going on Hunter. Steph says we set all this up and HHH nods his head. HBK says but Flair, HHH says Flair was in it to. HBK says we beat the crap out of him. HHH says Flair is desperate to be on the card so he takes the beating. What about Vince?. HHH says Vince didn’t know about this and HBK turns around rubbing his chin and HHH pedigrees him. HHH joins Steph and she says “we got rid of Vince, next we are gonna take the WWE over”.
Wednesday, 15 July 2009
John Cena is in Titan Towers sneaking around at night. He has a camera with him & says that he will uncover that he is being destroyed creatively. He goes people liked him before but now he is treated like a person who has just joined a Hollywood faith.
Cena sneaking around, opens his fly’s & pulls out his torch. He goes it makes sense as he is on the mission to prove that same finish after finish at every ppv, there is something wrong going on. Cena is on the 5th floor & hears some employees walking by, he quickly hides behind the bin. The female employee say's to the other female employee, we need to stick together in this male dominated society, its us against them. Cena is standing still & trying not to laugh so he does not get caught. The lady goes to the other female employee, lets fight the men in this world by licking each others vaginas. Cena mutters that’s the way to protest, men are really gonna hate that.
One of them goes did you hear that, the other goes nah its probably just the wind. Cena mutters yeah probably your vaginal fart-ation. The female employee says lets go to the other female employee & they get into the 69er. Cena trying not to move, is laughing while hiding out on the other side. After a few minutes the women stop & stand up. They spit all the fluids on the side where Cena is hiding. The ladies go that was extra this time, wait some more & spit more on Cena. They then leave & Cena gets up saying oaaaaaahhhh aaaaaaah, that fn shit is all over me, man I feel like I was just born. Cena then goes in the office & gets a few paper towels & wipes himself. So Cena looks at the room & it says creative, he goes to the filing cabinet & says come to papa wwe creativity. Cena opens the cabinet & his smile turns to a frown.
Cena goes odd theres no files in the cabinet. What do creative do all the time & then hears some orgasmic screams upstairs, that explains it. He notices some tugging at the leg, there is Ariel & Thorn in the cabinet also, ready to join us in our gothic lust mere wasted essence they reply. Cena goes maybe next time when I want to make love with the Addams family & Uncle Fester, I will give you guys a shout! & slams the door shut.
Then he sees the door opens, goes oh no! & there in Cena fan merchandise is Eugene. Cena goes could you repeat that? What the hell are you doing here. Eugene says I writa the WWE storylines & droppa them off evey week. Cena goes that explains the happy pride workforce holding down there jobs in wwe creative & spitting there ejaculation fluids on me.
Eugene goes calma down, its ok I complete 2 months worth of creative storylines & pats him on his back. Eugene laughs, U sticky, u playa with a crayon huh, ehhh uuuh Eugene playa with crayon all the time at night. Cena goes well that’s good to hear but can you cut the insults about my crayon, I am little sensitive about my size.
Eugene goes bye I go homie now, Cena goes take care man. Then Cena sneaks his way to Stephs office. When he is in the office he looks at the table & notices the 'who to bury file'. He goes man Trips & Steph get real busy. All of a sudden the door starts to move. Cena goes “shit where do I hide, ummmm the cabinet, no I do not need a yeoooow” & eventually decides to hide under the table. Suddenly in comes HHH and throws Steph on the table. He slowly walks & gets on the table also on top of her. He pulls out his sledge hammer & goes sledgie time, Steph starts to make noises & shouting the sledgie is good in my wedgie. Cena underneath goes “please please no more sticky shit on me”. While Steph & HHH are being edgy, Cena slowly sneaks out of the window. He lands safely outside because he is wearing Airs that’s why.
Friday, 15 May 2009
Thursday, 14 May 2009
Ever wondered what the wrestling world is up to when the cameras close? And the storylines kind of finish?
Carlito is angry backstage & finds a mascara in his pocket, which says property to Lito from Edge, he mutters who is Lito & why do I have this in my pocket. Edge shakes his head muttering only if you knew.
Batista on his mobile phone, talking to his latest girlfriend Kayrina. I am so glad I met you as my previous 7th girlfriend was expecting to much just like the fans. “You know what do the fans do other than sacrifice there time and pay there money. Yet they still expect me to sign autographs, come on and let me tell you about dedication”
Ariel is catching a night train home to paradise city as she has just been future endeavearoed. Vince said she lost her fangs and without her fangs she cannot be a main attraction. Also the guys are scared about her appetite for yeooooooooow’s.
Boogey Man is talking to his research team member on his mobile phone about the groundbreaking scientific research he does in his spare time. He says he has just invented the first plastic that also conducts electricity.
Majojo Bentley is waiting for Todd Grisham who is his new boyfriend, a fashion designer from Mozambique. Todd Grisham meets and greets him in true fashion. On the way home Todd Grisham replies “This will teach Cena for walking down that aisle”
Armando Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejandro Estrada is lighting up a cigar. Other than adding to global warming, what other dangers do smoking ciggerettes/cigars have? Says Armando Aleeeeeeeeeeejandroooooo Estrada.......Randy Orton replies, “my friend that is so true, there are no dangers”. “Lets take in some sweet sweet puffs”
Vince Russo riding a bicycle while he is humming. A bird hits on his crotch & the beak gets stuck.
More storylines to follow.
Wednesday, 18 February 2009
Wednesday, 8 October 2008
Hardcore Holly is sitting in his sofa & catching up with all the soaps, as he has a passion for them. He is sipping some juice which he got from Test, which he spits out as it starts to give him bacne. He leaves the juice & drys his eyes as the soaps make him cry.
Holly has a match coming up & goes to the ring, just as he is about to win he loses. This makes him fall lower down the pecking order for the prestigious prestigious ECW title which even Ric Flair couldn’t win.
After Holly comes back he starts to smash his truck & says “dammit I cant win nothing”
Next week before his match he goes to the fridge, which he brought from Big D. He gets some ice, & goes “odd its like someone has been toying with this fridge” while he is taking the ice cubes one falls in his pants. Hardcore Holly gets a little stiff & makes some sound (like a cat meowww but his are yeoww yeoww noises, the y people is the difference. This gets him all motivated for the match & he beats Snitsky.
Back in the parking lot he goes, “that’s the way I win my damn matches, damn I need a yeoww everyweek”
Vince sees him in the hall & says Hardcore Holly two more matches & for the next ppv I will book you for the ECW title. Hardcore Holly replies “damn I cant wait”, Vince goes “That’s what I like about you Hardcore, slowly moving his head down “your ruthless juice induced nipples” & has a good feel.
Hardcore Holly sees the ECW interviewer & says he needs a quick one. “Since you’re a diva? This comes naturally for you” ECW interviewer nods her head & starts her vacuuming, with Holly yeoowwwwww yeooooooowING.
Hardcore again wins the match, Tazz goes I don’t know what motivates Holly so much but I want some of it too. Joey Styles say’s well we do it in commentary every week.
Continued in part two below.
The 2nd week he has to have a match against Carlito & this time he makes Torrie give him the yeoooww yeooooow. Carlito is so focused/motivated that he cannot be beat & he is fully focused on wrestling as he is never lazy.
Hardcore plays the video of Torrie yeooowing him on the titantron & Carlito gets distracted. Hardcore rolls up Carlito for the quick victory.
Again back in the parking lot goes “Damn I beat that bastard, what a vocabulary I have also if I may add”
Backstage Thorn & the Ariel are flying like bats but actually they are on strings but it feeds there gothic aspirations. Thorn says we will give him one hell of yeeeoow & they both cannot stop laughing.
Hardcore Holly next week returns with one match away to the ECW title. He see’s the matchup & says “this one is gonna be to easy, I can wait to beat that damn bastard”
Hardcore Holly knocks on a wardrobe which says Thorn, cause Thorn & Ariel go to sleep upside down.
Anyway Hardcore finds no one in the wardrobe, all of a sudden out of no where appears Ariel and starts to scratch Hardcores crotch with her long pointy nails. Hardcore replies “Oh well you already figured Ariel, damn Ariel pump me up”
Ariel scratching her hands around the floor & moving on her knees locks into Hardcores dick. Hardcore starts off with “yyyaahishishi ye ye ye yeooooooooooow” then all of sudden Hardcores smile turns upside down as he starts to scream. Then the next thing we see is Hardcore running around with blood & white stuff shooting out like a hose. Ariel has Hardcore’s meat in her mouth which she bit off with her fangs.
While Hardcore is screaming, Thorn puts his arm around Hardcore & says “there there never get a yeoooow from a Lady with fangs. The next thing we see is Ariel putting her head up in front of Hardcore & making a Vince like swallow. A loud Ariel burp indicates digestion. Hardcore screaming just faints muttering damn. With Ariel & Thorn doing a slow-mo Tango dance and the story ends.