Wednesday, 20 June 2007

ECW Gone Sci Fi

Last year I wrote this card for the then new ECW brand & I also took in consideration the sci fi audience. When I posted this on a few sites, some people actually believed it & were thanking me which was quite funny.

BREAKING NEWS ECW CARD FOR SCI FI DEBUT.............

Paul Heyman v Darth Vader in a whos the boss match.

Tommy Dreamer V Leanord Nimoy in a beam me up match.

FBI V Mulder & Scully in secret steel cage match.

Axl & Balls V Bigfoot & The Yeti in monster tag match.

Rhyno V Godzilla with HAN SOLO as guest referee.

Sabu V Sandman V Chewbacca V Nessie in a 4 way dance.

Luke Sky Walker V Justin Credible in a Kendo/Lightsabre match.

Terry Funk V KING KONG in an old timers brawl.

The Daleks V Amish Roadkill & Dr Who in a rightness match.

Taz V Nova w PARTNERS R2-D2 & C-3PO in submit ass slapping match.

Princess LeiaV Francine in a strip mud fight to bare boobs match.

Blue World Order v Men In Black

2 comments:

pissed off guy said...

Hey PF, i like this post,even a cheapskate like me would have paid to see the 'dreamer v nimoy'match,that should be loads of fun.Wonder who'd call the match?

Thanks for making the prompt spelling change,u'r sincerity in this regard is highly appreciated and will make me recommend this site to my friends.

Pole Foam said...

ha maybe they could have scotty call the match? then he gets knocked out by beulah who does 123 & helps Dreamr win

No probs on the change & thanks for the kind words. I appreciate you telling your friends about this site.