Mercury is in hospital & he is looking through a WWE magazine & is cursing every second. He calls out the Nurse saying he feels uncomfortable & the food sucks. In comes Nurse Slobberknockers. She says is there anything wrong? Mercury replies no no I was just practicing a promo. He goes man I would tuck you in, but I had some dum ladder fall on my dick. She goes not a problem she will just wait until he gets better or it gets bigger again, after all a Nurse always nurses her patients until they feel real good. She fluffs his pillow & licks his chest. Just as she is about too leave she says “oh yeah there will be some body visiting you”. Mercury replies you? She goes “no two people booked too see you”.
An alcoholic patient goes I am sober in the hallway “yes yes yes” suddenly he sees Goldust & Gold Girl, goes “oh man I must have been knocking the brews in my sleep”.
In comes Goldust, Nurse Slobber Knockers starts to scream & Gold Girl sneaks in taking her clipboard. Gold Girl jumps too Mercurys bed/ward like cat woman & lands on Mercurys bed. Mercury sits up & says who are you. She shuts his lips with her fingers & rubs her tongue downwards & stops in between the legs. Mercury is screaming & says ooooh aaaaaaaah, wait I got my feeling back. Then Gold Girl jumps out of bed. She arrives in the office & Goldust says “done already” who is wearing a doctors coat. Nurse Slobberknockers is screaming & they both leave. Goldust says we will play Dr next time.
Nurse Slobberknockers goes to Mercurys ward & says your guests were the weirdest. Mercury is up throwing his sticky underpants under the bed & says Nurse don’t worry about it, we can comfort each other right now, she rips off her dress.
Mercury returns too Smackdown & says I am no renegade, I don’t Rage Against The Machine & neither am I a Public Enemy. So listen Flair you put me in hospital & caused temporary paralysis in-between my legs. But a gold biatch magically solved it with some lubrication.
Flair comes out & says you know what, I had some swollen honey balls but I didn’t cry about it, I came out & threw you off a 10ft ladder. I think we should settle this man to man in a wrestling submission match.
Mercury says Flair a match is what you want so you can say you got me over. But I just called you wife & she has been watching SD as have her Lawyers. Actually they are in the audience. Flair goes dam & runs out of SD about to enter his car. There standing is Goldust, Ric goes get the fuck out my way, Goldust moves & says why so rude. Flair replys if you ever had the anatomy to like a woman you would know & drives off. Goldust says but I do, Golden Girl is standing holding Mercury’s pic & is wearing a lip service t shirt. Then Goldust says where did Josh go must check if his badonkadonk (butt) is healing.
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Mercury is in hospital & he is looking through a WWE magazine & is cursing every second. He calls out the Nurse saying he feels uncomfortable & the food sucks. In comes Nurse Slobberknockers. She says is there anything wrong? Mercury replies no no I was just practicing a promo. He goes man I would tuck you in, but I had some dum ladder fall on my dick. She goes not a problem she will just wait until he gets better or it gets bigger again, after all a Nurse always nurses her patients until they feel real good. She fluffs his pillow & licks his chest. Just as she is about too leave she says “oh yeah there will be some body visiting you”. Mercury replies you? She goes “no two people booked too see you”. 
