Yeeooooooooww

Before Hardcore Holly’s match he goes to the fridge, which he brought from Big D. He gets some ice, & goes “odd its like someone has been toying with this fridge” while he is taking the ice cubes one falls in his pants. Hardcore Holly gets a little stiff & makes some sound (like a cat meowww but his are yeoww yeoww noises. This gets him all motivated for the match & he beats Snitsky.

Back in the parking lot he goes, “that’s the way I win my damn matches, damn I need a yeoww everyweek”

Hardcore Holly sees the ECW interviewer & says he needs a quick one. “Since you’re a diva? This comes naturally for you” ECW interviewer nods her head & starts her vacuuming, with Holly going yeoowwwwww yeoooooooING.

Hardcore again wins the match, Tazz goes “I don’t know what motivates Holly so much but I want some of it too”. Joey Styles say’s well we do it in commentary every week.

Next week Hardcore plays the video of Torrie yeooowing him on the titantron & Carlito gets distracted. Hardcore quickly rolls up Carlito for the victory.

Hardcore Holly next week returns with one match away to the ECW title. He see’s the matchup & says “this one is gonna be to easy, I can wait to beat that damn bastard”

All of a sudden Ariel scratching her hands around the floor & moving on her knees locks in to Hardcores dick. Hardcore starts off with “yyyaahishishi ye ye ye yeooooooooooow” then all of sudden Hardcores smile turns upside down as he starts to scream...................Then the next thing we see is Hardcore running around with blood & white stuff shooting out like a hose. Ariel has Hardcore’s meat in her mouth which she bit off with her fangs.

While Hardcore is screaming, Thorn puts his arm around Hardcore & says “there there never get a yeoooow from a Lady with fangs. The next thing we see is Ariel putting her head up in front of Hardcore & making a Vince like swallow.........a loud Ariel burp indicates the digestion. Hardcore screaming just faints muttering damn. With Ariel & Thorn gothic dancing the story ends.