Here is a favourite storyline of mine, which I wrote around this time last year.
Kanyon comes on RAW and says he was held down because he was homosexual. He says the world is against homosexuals, how many World Leaders can you call Gay?, how many actors can you call Gay and how many Moments in wrestling are Gay?
Kanyon says he was fired for sniffing, not the usual sniffing but sniffing Mens asses in the changing rooms. This is why he is forming new faction which will be a Home for Homos, known as (Team Home-O).
Firstly Kanyon will introduce a team, one guy is a lanky and the other is a shrimp. Kanyon says that they have the talent and the look, but because of there homosexuality they are held down(The two are rubbing each others asses and nodding there heads, the shrimp has to stand on a stool to rub the lanky guys ass).
Then Kanyon introduces a woman who looks like a man (Guy in drag whose saline pads keep falling out). Kanyon says the very lovely Ms Dragley is not allowed to compete in Womens division just because she is homosexual. Kanyon says they have a mission and that is to make WWE RAW GAY!
First mission, Ric Flair is singing and see's Ms Dragley, he chats her up, gives her a whirl and then they go into the closet. Ric comes out gasping for air and Kanyon is standing by the side recording Ric. Kanyon says so you finally came out of the closet huh? Ric hides his face in his Jacket and then comes back attacking Kanyon saying in his Ric voice "Give me the tape Im wanin ya".
Kanyon and his Team Home- O take pictures of Shane rubbing another guys ass and Stephanie on her knees about to suck a vagina. Really Shane was just letting the guy pass and Stephanie was putting a lips badge on a female colleague's mini skirt, but the timing of the pictures makes them look like they are performing gay acts.
This leads to a the Come out of the closet cage match between Team Home-O and Ric Flair/Stephanie/Shane. Each member comes out of the Closets after 5 minutes, the winning team is the one who gets the pin first. Stephanie jumps ship at the end and becomes Queereen of Team Home-O.
4 comments:
Wow...
I need to read this blog more often... lol
MDP I hope you do as I have plenty more of these storylines waiting to be posted.
Oh & watch out for a brand new storyline in the next one or two days.
I remember when I originally heard the team homo angle. I still use the term 'team homo' to describe a gathering of people who I dislike. It has a catchy ring to it.
Keep up the storylines PF!
Big TL thanks, & lol calling certain group of people who you dislike team-homo (i also kind of do this). But Also their should be a new storyline real soon, on top of that I will post classic storylines.
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