ECW Meeting Part One

The meeting after ECWs first show on SciFi 2006.

Paul E: Hello there Vince/WWE Writer

Vince: Hello Paul

WWE Writer: Yeah Hello Paul

Vince: So whats on the agenda Paul.

Paul: I believe it is about ECW's new launch on SCI FI.

Vince: Ah I see, so what do you want to get off your chest.

Paul: I believe that ECW needs to be cutting edge.

Vince: Your right Paul, Edge is a great wrestler.

Paul: I was talking about ECW hello? The hardcore/sleazy promotion.

Vince: Oh I love sleaze, its so raw, get it hahahaha

Paul: This is not about Raw its about FN ECW.

Vince: Ahhh Candice baby, ooohh yeah, keep going.

Paul: Vince sorry to interrupt your fantasies but I came to talk about ECW.

Vince: Oh I am sorry Paul,

Table rumbles, out comes Candice from underneath the table crawling on her knees.

Paul: You do this in your board meetings.

Vince: How else can I get away with it, imagine if Linda found out.

Candice: Hello everyone, sorry I am late but I am the Secretary, for the meeting.

Vince: One hell of a Secretary.

Candice: Just got wipe my hands and lips, they have grapefruit juice on them.

Paul: Im sure they do, I mean lets get on with the meeting.

Vince: Yeah lets.

Paul: So I was thinking about a stripper, on the show that actually strips.

Vince: Well Paul, I think this will not be tolerated by Sci Fi, they said specifically, no sex that involves humans.

WWE Writer: Can I speak Sir.

Vince: Go ahead.

WWE Writer: Why not have a stripper, which teases the crowd, but doesn’t strip.

Vince: I like it, I like it alot.

Candice: You do.

Vince: Yes I do, but I meant the storyline baby.

Paul: Why doesn’t she just rip her FN bra off, what’s so hard about that.

Candice: Vince should I ?

Vince: I mean yes, no no not now.

Candice: To late Vince baby.

Vince: WOW WOW

Paul: Sorry Vince I didn’t know this was mating season, but what about ECW.

Vince: Whatever the writer says stays, cause I am the boss damn it.

Paul: mutters imitating Vinces voice.

WWE Writer: Sci Fi are not happy about the chants, I think we should tape the show and edit out the chants.

Vince: Brilliant we will edit out the chants.

Paul: If we edit out the chants bone head what will we have to show. This is what makes ECW.

WWE Writer: Also we cannot have to much hardcore wrestling as people may find it a turn off.

Paul: You advertise Hardcore, but people are to afraid to see it, what is this garbage.

WWE Writer: Its all about the ratings Sir.

Vince: Yes Paul if you cared about ratings, you wouldn’t be in this mess.

Paul: What’s that supposed to mean?

-Part two, continued below.