ECW Meeting Part Two

Vince: I mean lets give the audience what they want.

Paul: I am giving the audience, what they want, you and your buffoon writer are the ones censoring everything.

Vince: Come on Paul lets be professional, when have I ever made stupid decisions.

Paul: Vince I want at least this on the show. A alien that gets beaten up by the Sandman and fast athletic matches.

WWE Writer: Sorry Sir but Sci Fi have said no Alien is getting beaten up, they get beaten by ratings they need no more beatings. But they will allow a Zombie to be beaten up. But on one condition the zombie should look like a crack addict, not a stereotypical zombie as it may be viewed as an alien by some of the Sci Fi fans.

Paul: God this is really stupid, I am writing compelling TV & you and this Network are more worried about bloody Star Trek or fuckin ET.

WWE Writer: On that subject, no mentioning of famous Sci Fi characters, as it may insult the Sci Fi community.

Paul: Can this get any more stupider. or fuckin Lame.

Vince: Paul can you mind your language its very vulgar.

Paul: You You can talk about being Vulgar, who has his attractive female employees giving him sexual favours in bloody meetings.

WWE Writer: Also the matches cannot be too athletic.

Paul: Why the bloody hell not?

WWE Writer: Since Kurt & Show are our Financial interests we cannot have them injured and on that note they need to win as its logical to put over the guys that you put more money into. The rest of the so called wrestlers are just fillers for the hardcore fans.

Paul: That’s it you take that bloody back or otherwise I will kick your ass, I am warning you, think Paul E Heyman cannot go hardcore.

Vince: Hold on there Paul nobody touches my writers except for me.

WWE Writer: So Angle needs to squash Credible as Angle is our prize asset.

Paul: Credible worked his ass off for ECW and now your telling me that he will have to job to Angle. He has been loyal, hardworking and trustworthy.

Vince: Your point being?

Candice: Vince its getting hot in here, I think I am wearing to many layers of clothing.

Candice strips Naked

Vince: Wow Wow oooooooooh huba huba

Paul: That’s it I have had enough, I am leaving this meeting right now, I cannot take anymore of this garbage.

Vince: AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHH!

Candice: Harder Vinnie Harder!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHH!

Paul Heyman Slams the door shut and exits

WWE Writer: Sir, so all the decisions discussed are final.

Vince: Yes cant you see I am busy AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!.

WWE Writer: Yes Sir one last thing, can I join in too?

Vince: I like your style, come on in kiss my ass like you usually do.

Paul Heyman calls Linda on his Phone

Paul: Hello Linda, Vince is in the board room and he wants you to come right away.

Linda: Vince probably has got his zipper jammed again.

Paul: Yeah that’s it the zipper is jammed, bye Linda.

Linda: Yeah thanks Paul.

Paul: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I always get the last laugh.

Linda arrives opens the door.

Linda: Oh my god Vince you lying bastard, you said you would never do this again.

Vince: No Linda, its not what it seems.

Linda: I want a divorce.

Vince: DAMN IT you think on screen my life is chaotic, Just see my real life?

The End