Carlito or Lito?

Carlito is a bit pissed, so here is an alternative storyline. He hangs out with Edge and helps him win each week. Slowly by slowly, Carlito starts to wear womens makeup, clothes and wigs. He starts to look very similar to Lita, much to Edges annoyance Carlito changes his name to Lito (gets rid of car bit). But Edge cannot say anything as he needs him to win. Eventually Lito gets a boob job. Edge goes balistic and goes into his dressing room to talk to him. We then hear noises in the dressing room & furniture flying around. Edge comes out (With lip stick all over his face, hair in a mess) and says what? I am the Rated R Superstar you know & smirks. While Lito is still shrieking in delight, in the background.