Goldie Taking Bookings

Goldust: Hello there withered friend? (straightening his wig) you see me & Pricey were just enjoying each others cigars. Say hello Pricey you naughty man?

Pricey: Well hello there (Posh English Accent)

Goldust: I was having a few blows of his & he was having a few blows of mine. Care to join us? three cigar smokers always make it more interesting?

Indie Booker: Oh no no, I am not here to smoke your cigar or cigars, but here to make a proposition.

Goldust: You want to make wine? I can show you, all we have to do is bend over & say gimme gimme, then hey presto we have wine.

Indie Booker: No no its not that.

Goldust: Then what is it, something exotic?

Indie Booker: Well I would like to book you in a show as Dustin Rhodes.

Goldust: Oooooooooh I hate being Dustin Rhodes, that is so not me. When will people realise I am just Goldust. I hate having to pretend to be Dustin Rhodes as its soooooo not me. You know I hate having to unzip this gold plastic, take off Shirley Basseys wig & not wear makeup.

Indie Booker: Well will you or wont you, as everyone likes the Dustin character way better than the Goldust character.

Goldust: Ok I will show up, but afterwoulds you will have the chance to receive a payment from me & lets hope you exceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeept it. Bye bye as he slowly kicks the door shut.

The End