Combustion & Slobber Knockers Part One
Anyway Joey Mercury is backstage with his scars & says he took alot of punishment at Armageddon. While he was resting over the weekend with Amy Zidian, they gave alot of punishment to the neighborhood as well. As they were up all night LONG woooh. He goes one thing Steph who the hell are you too tell my girl........ all of a sudden behind him appears Ric Flair & says long ago I was taking punishment & not only was I up all night, but I was up all weekends winking his eye to the camera wooooooooooooooh.
Joey goes what the fuck are you doing here? this is Mercury's precious tv time & Flair you are not even on SD. Flair replies since I am going through a divorce, I decided to keep a low profile. So I come on SD as so many people watch the show woooooooooh (Putting his thumbs in the air to the camera). Then Mercury says its time to quote some lyrics from a famous song "Get In The Ring"
"You got your bitches with
the silicone injections
Bleached blond hair, collagen lip projections
Who are you to criticize my intentions"
Flair takes the cigar out of his mouth & replies I dont remember Sinatra singing that?
Then Mercury low blows Ric in the dick area really really, I mean really hard, Ric collapses to the ground & cigar falls out of his mouth, saying oh my, oh my, oh my this is gonna cost me! Oooooooooooooooooooooh! .
Joey Matthews sits on the ground & says are you ok Ric Sir, but Joey Matthews has just sat on the lit cigar & his ass starts to combust. Joey Matthews runs around help help someone spray some shit fluffy crap on my ass quick, my ass burns! Nearby In the golden shadow stands Goldust with a golden fire extinguisher..............
-Part two below.
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