Combustion & Slobber Knockers Part Two
Joey Mercury is scheduled to have a match with the Boogeyman & The Great Khali & the Winner gets a title shot against Batista in an Iron Man Match. Joey looks in the air & goes Thank You, “this is gonna make my career , I can see my name on WWE boulevard in years to come”.
Ric replies Josh Usually I am up all weekends using my jizz factory. But this weekend I was up. Josh interrupts “that must have been a relief Ric”. Ric puts his head down slowly & says “no no it wasn’t” pauses for a second “I was up cause I couldn’t get in too my bed, That low blow from Mercury wasn’t any old low blow that low blow really really blew me off Josh. So much so that I need too walk with a crutch, so that I don’t ruin the alignment”.
“Josh replies I feel your pain so what do you want to do looking in-between Rics legs, I mean say to Mercury, as that seems only possible right now”.
Ric puts his head down again, says “Mercury your riding high right now but you think the 21 Time Champion is gonna go down for a swollen percy, you got another thing coming” and then slowly leaves saying ooooh aahh.
Josh says we will have to see what Flair will do I mean say. All of a sudden Goldust is behind him & startles Josh. Goldust replies “did you like my cool sticky golden suds on your badonkadonk (Butt) last week, cause your beehind cheeks were really hot. It was a hard situation for me.
Joey Matthews steps away slowly & replies “yeah thanks it helped but I am wearing these cool gel pants, which are working wonders. I think my phone is ringing I mean vibrating, my wife she calls me time to time, I gotta go”. The camera focuses on Goldust waving with his left hand & stroking his Gold fire extinguisher with his right & mutters vibrating, he must be shy.
Back too Smackdown
Mercury is having his match & shoves the worms down Boogeymans pants & then pulls out a 10 foot ladder underneath the ring. Behind him comes Flair very slowly with the crutch while Mercury climbs the ladder. The cheers get higher as Flair slowly I mean slowly, gets closer. Mercury thinks they are cheering for him while he is about too fly off, Flair pushes the ladder & Mercury lands in the crowd. Khali is declared the winner by count out. Mercury is taken out by a stretcher & is out. Michael Cole says “we have confirmation that the ladder landed in between his legs & it looks messy”. JBL goes man I should invest in a Mens Genetalia company, just like you have invested in mens balls Michael Cole.
Later when everything is over it turns dark & shattered dreams music plays & out comes Goldust. Goldust replies I will heal these grape fruit pains by using my new bait the lovely Gold Girl & starts too laugh. Out comes a woman dressed in a Golden Flocked suit. Who gets on her knees hissing & rubbing her suit while Goldust rubs her cheeks & moves his legs around her mouth.
-Part three below or blow.
