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Dusty finally gets his breath back after running a mighty 1000 mm’s & John Cena gains consciousness. You see the Rhodes aah....... we donts swing the normal way hee hee haeee, Leet me tell ya. Goldie, Coday & even old me, we swings the other way. So keep it quiet John Cena & let the Ladies out there believe in you. Dusty pats him on the cheeks & says that’s all I am going to say & calls for a stretcher.
John Cena straightens up his tie & pulls out the the trouser that is stuck in his crack. John Cena coughs...What I meant was that Spunk Rap will be the next album with a Todd Grisham guest appearance on the song ‘We wish we were bum...CRASH SNAP CRACKLE & POPs......
Oh dusty barnacles the crystal ball has broken. Sorry Ladies & Gents that this has ended so prematurely. I should really stop using a table made of playing cards, or at least join them with my glue.
