Hall of Fadomy Part One

PF looks through the crystal ball & into 2008s HOF ceremony.......

Firstly John Cena opens the show in a sports car, then rides around the show with his motorbike. Gets off & says The Champ is here tonight to help induct some other Champions. Spinal Tap members shaking their heads, while one of the members cigarette falls onto his nylon trousers. The trousers start to melt & he starts jumping up & down saying oooh ahhh just a little bit oooh aaah.

John Cena interrupts & goes before I induct Men, I must let my true love out. Especially after seeing those nylon pants burn on that Rockers skin. What I mean is I do love political rap, booty rap but my real real love ly’s in Spunk Rap. Me & Todd have been hipping, hopping & bending over the rules together in the past few weeks. We have spunked so much that well we have very little spunk left.

Spinal Tap interrupt, with one of the members with burnt nylon stains on his legs covering his genitalia & trying to smile at the camera with a thumbs up. The other Spinal Tap Member says “Look this is just not on, what the fucks sake is Spunk Rap, we are Spinal Taaa..... All of a sudden part of the stage breaks as it CRASH SNAP CRACKLES & POPs with all the members falling.

John Cena goes that’s it, I am coming out about a little tidbit of info that might just break some hearts out there & pause some leaks. Randy Orton gets up & says thank you!! My chance has finally cum. John Cena goes yes Randy we all can see & that’s why this John Cena is fed up of being in the wooden thing you find in Bedrooms. Just as this is going on Dusty slowly attempts to what looks like running. He finally arrives on stage & puts his hand on John Cena’s mouth.John Cena crashes to the ground because of the force of Dusty. While Dusty gets his composure back & John Cena gains consciousness a advert is called.