The Bridge

Backstage hours before Smackdown in the carpark lobby Murdoch sees Kristal. He gets down on the floor and is muttering the words sara-coose sara- cooooose as he moves his hands artistically towards her. He slowly makes his way into Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region. His tongue slowly thrusts into Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region. The more she oooooohs as deeper his tongue buds go. After the tantalising sensations Murdoch tries to pull out his tongue but cannot!!! Kristal goes hurry ooooooooh ahh up!!!!!!!! Get your tongue out and clean up already as the show starts shortly. Murdoch still cannot as his tongue is knotted in. So Kristal sees Batista parking his car and says Batista ahhh come here!!!!

Batista runs in like superman and says what is it Kristal my dear? Kristal says help help Murdochs tongue is stuck in my pa-peen-pa-pow region!!!!

So Batista flexes his arms and moves his legs far apart and tries to pull Murdoch out. He grips Murdochs belly button region with his arms and then pulls Murdoch into him really hard. Things do not go to plan as Murdoch is hanging in the air after the hard inward pull by Batista. As his behind gets connected to Batistas penis and his tongue is still knotted in Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region.

The situation to an innocent passer by with a clean mind would look like, Batista is air bumming Murdoch and Kristal is getting oraled at the same time in her pa-peen-pa-pow region . It becomes more convincing as they wriggle and try to unconnect. This carries on long into the night and all three miss there matches as they are knotted to tightly. Eventually they decide to just do it and call it a bridge threesome.