News Cast Part Two

TG: So you kept this up until you founded Team Home-O?

K: Exactly, I founded Team Home-O on RAW along with Lanky , Shrimp & my long term partner Alice Dragley with the saline pads. Eventually I got annoyed of staying hidden as it was costing me to much. Then I decided to become a spiritual leader for fellow people stuck in the closet. You know like help open the doors for them and thats how I formed Team Home-O. By the way I have stopped making the payments for the child as I am gay as a Welsh daffodil. So the hot guys out there if your watching I can slip into a pair of tight leathers or pvc, whatever takes your fancy.

TG: So this is what Jeff hardy is probably going through? contemplating other avenues of sex?

K: Most certainly yes as why else would he get suspended? Like what else could he do? And I would just like to say that Jeff Hardy if your Listening. Please, Please consider joining Team Home-O as I would like you, I....I mean we will love you hard, I mean care for you.

TG: Wow I am truly amazed about your expertise on wrestling matters. You know its great we the media always get in the right people to discuss issues in wrestling.

K: No thank you for having me and allowing me to spread my knowhow of the wrestling business. And Trent if your interested come by to one of our group sessions winkty wink???

TG: Holy he is hitting on me, time to close the show. That’s all for tonight, till next time (while saying combs his hair back and flexes his muscles, which causes his shirt to rip during the credits)