P2V Part One

The Ship crash lands in some murky hood. Vince goes I hope they have hotels in here, Todd you go around to Hotels? maybe we should go to one of them. I wouldn’t mind some entertainment either Todd. Todd goes I don’t think you would want to go to the hotels that I go too. He goes Todd I never thought Steph would run me out of WWE. I wonder how HHH & Steph got so much power over these years? It was never obvious to me. Todd goes agree Sir sarcastically its never been noticeable has it. While they are talking they get approached by a gang in which the leader says whats poppin? Vince goes I am able-bodied & so is Todd. Vince gets asked so what you guys doing in this place its obvious you don’t live here. Vince explains the story with the trouble he had with HHH & Steph. Grand Master P to the V says I could just help you out.

HHH & Chyna sex tape is handed to Vince by the rapper Grand Master P to the V. Vince says how did you find this tape & P2V replies we got connections. Vince does a hip hop style handshake with all P2V crew & P2V says to Vince I think your assistant Todd gets his Tortilla seasoned. Vince goes I see I will make some recommendations for him.

Vince goes back to WWE & interrupts the WWE take over celebration by HHH & Steph. He says you see I got a tape with HHH & his old woman Chyna in action. Steph grabs HHH arms you said it wasn’t scientifically possible to have sex with Chyna. HHH getting red, Vince replies with a grin I think HHH found a way!

Then Victoria comes out & says to HHH that she loves him. She goes she aint been on tv recently not due to creative but she has been doing it with HHH in the boiler room. HHH says to Steph I am sorry I just cant resist muscle on women. Stephanie takes off her stiletto heel shoe & hits HHH in the nuts & he crashes to the ground. Vince goes I also have pictures of Steph & the younger wrestler that you want to push hard. Steph its more the case of how hard he has been pushing you. Victoria jumps Stephanie. Vince does a little strut to say I got my company back & a main event feud all in one night. While Vince starts break dancing he then gets ambushed by the Holy Religious Ministers & is put in a sack. Todd says wait & jumps into the sack with Vince also.

-To be continued in part two.