P2V Part Two

While JR is speaking the cameras zoom into a room backstage where Vince and Todd Grisham are stuck in the sack. Vince can be heard cursing in the sack while Todd is really enjoying himself being this stuck with Vince. The cameras zoom out and onto the titantron where The Holy Ministers Spozk and Scozzy open up RAW. Holy Minister Spozk says to the audience, we are here to save you people. You people do not need big breasted women (crowd shouts we need calcium). Instead me and my fellow compatriot Holy Minister Scozzy will be making some changes to Raw. The first change we will make......

As they are speaking the shattered dreams music plays and out comes Gold (breathe in) Dust. He starts off by saying Cut cut cut cut hee hee hee....I am meant to be making my return tonight by selling gold sex toys. Goldust says one more thing you guys could come backstage in my dressing room and help me with some market research. While Goldust picks out a gold whip and hits it on his pvc costume tish tish.

Holy Minister Scozzy interrupts this is the exact type of person that we want to lead to rightness. We are fed up of seeing people destroying there lives by being obsessed with gold costumes. Goldust slowly puts his head down and starts to shed a few tears. Its true I use this gold costume to get the beautiful peoples attention. Holy Minister Scozzy comes out of the ring and says give me a hug my soon to be convert. While Holy Minister Scozzy is putting his arms out, Goldust grabs him laughing out loud hee hee hee and doesn’t let go. Goldust says convert me while putting emphasis on his backside. Holy Minister Spozk runs up to the ramp and pulls out his holy knob and wacks Goldust in the backside with it. Goldust crashes to the ground muttering oh my what a huge knob!

While this is going on Stephanie and Victoria have an altercation backstage and hate is running high between the two as Victoria has been muscling in on HHH. Just as either is about to say something in enters HHH from one door and Gabriel Batistuta enters from the other door. Gabriel Batistuta is the newest call up from ovw and has been dealing with Stephanie as she was high on him. The scene heats up as all four look at each other and the more they look at each other, the more the love/betrayal unfolds.

-To be continued in part three and part one is below.