Yeooooooooow Uncut Part One

Hardcore Holly is sitting in his sofa & catching up with all the soaps, as he has a passion for them. He is sipping some juice which he got from Test, which he spits out as it starts to give him bacne. He leaves the juice & drys his eyes as the soaps make him cry.

Holly has a match coming up & goes to the ring, just as he is about to win he loses. This makes him fall lower down the pecking order for the prestigious prestigious ECW title which even Ric Flair couldn’t win.

After Holly comes back he starts to smash his truck & says “dammit I cant win nothing”

Next week before his match he goes to the fridge, which he brought from Big D. He gets some ice, & goes “odd its like someone has been toying with this fridge” while he is taking the ice cubes one falls in his pants. Hardcore Holly gets a little stiff & makes some sound (like a cat meowww but his are yeoww yeoww noises, the y people is the difference. This gets him all motivated for the match & he beats Snitsky.

Back in the parking lot he goes, “that’s the way I win my damn matches, damn I need a yeoww everyweek”

Vince sees him in the hall & says Hardcore Holly two more matches & for the next ppv I will book you for the ECW title. Hardcore Holly replies “damn I cant wait”, Vince goes “That’s what I like about you Hardcore, slowly moving his head down “your ruthless juice induced nipples” & has a good feel.

Hardcore Holly sees the ECW interviewer & says he needs a quick one. “Since you’re a diva? This comes naturally for you” ECW interviewer nods her head & starts her vacuuming, with Holly yeoowwwwww yeooooooowING.

Hardcore again wins the match, Tazz goes I don’t know what motivates Holly so much but I want some of it too. Joey Styles say’s well we do it in commentary every week.

Continued in part two below.