Wednesday, 8 October 2008

Yeooooooooow Uncut Part Two

The 2nd week he has to have a match against Carlito & this time he makes Torrie give him the yeoooww yeooooow. Carlito is so focused/motivated that he cannot be beat & he is fully focused on wrestling as he is never lazy.

Hardcore plays the video of Torrie yeooowing him on the titantron & Carlito gets distracted. Hardcore rolls up Carlito for the quick victory.

Again back in the parking lot goes “Damn I beat that bastard, what a vocabulary I have also if I may add”

Backstage Thorn & the Ariel are flying like bats but actually they are on strings but it feeds there gothic aspirations. Thorn says we will give him one hell of yeeeoow & they both cannot stop laughing.

Hardcore Holly next week returns with one match away to the ECW title. He see’s the matchup & says “this one is gonna be to easy, I can wait to beat that damn bastard”

Hardcore Holly knocks on a wardrobe which says Thorn, cause Thorn & Ariel go to sleep upside down.

Anyway Hardcore finds no one in the wardrobe, all of a sudden out of no where appears Ariel and starts to scratch Hardcores crotch with her long pointy nails. Hardcore replies “Oh well you already figured Ariel, damn Ariel pump me up”

Ariel scratching her hands around the floor & moving on her knees locks into Hardcores dick. Hardcore starts off with “yyyaahishishi ye ye ye yeooooooooooow” then all of sudden Hardcores smile turns upside down as he starts to scream. Then the next thing we see is Hardcore running around with blood & white stuff shooting out like a hose. Ariel has Hardcore’s meat in her mouth which she bit off with her fangs.
While Hardcore is screaming, Thorn puts his arm around Hardcore & says “there there never get a yeoooow from a Lady with fangs. The next thing we see is Ariel putting her head up in front of Hardcore & making a Vince like swallow. A loud Ariel burp indicates digestion. Hardcore screaming just faints muttering damn. With Ariel & Thorn doing a slow-mo Tango dance and the story ends.

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