No Cameras

Ever wondered what the wrestling world is up to when the cameras close? And the storylines kind of finish?

Carlito is angry backstage & finds a mascara in his pocket, which says property to Lito from Edge, he mutters who is Lito & why do I have this in my pocket. Edge shakes his head muttering only if you knew.

Batista on his mobile phone, talking to his latest girlfriend Kayrina. I am so glad I met you as my previous 7th girlfriend was expecting to much just like the fans. “You know what do the fans do other than sacrifice there time and pay there money. Yet they still expect me to sign autographs, come on and let me tell you about dedication”

Ariel is catching a night train home to paradise city as she has just been future endeavearoed. Vince said she lost her fangs and without her fangs she cannot be a main attraction. Also the guys are scared about her appetite for yeooooooooow’s.

Boogey Man is talking to his research team member on his mobile phone about the groundbreaking scientific research he does in his spare time. He says he has just invented the first plastic that also conducts electricity.

Majojo Bentley is waiting for Todd Grisham who is his new boyfriend, a fashion designer from Mozambique. Todd Grisham meets and greets him in true fashion. On the way home Todd Grisham replies “This will teach Cena for walking down that aisle”

Armando Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejandro Estrada is lighting up a cigar. Other than adding to global warming, what other dangers do smoking ciggerettes/cigars have? Says Armando Aleeeeeeeeeeejandroooooo Estrada.......Randy Orton replies, “my friend that is so true, there are no dangers”. “Lets take in some sweet sweet puffs”

Vince Russo riding a bicycle while he is humming. A bird hits on his crotch & the beak gets stuck.

More storylines to follow.