Wednesday, 15 July 2009

Offices Creative Part One


John Cena is in Titan Towers sneaking around at night. He has a camera with him & says that he will uncover that he is being destroyed creatively. He goes people liked him before but now he is treated like a person who has just joined a Hollywood faith.

Cena sneaking around, opens his fly’s & pulls out his torch. He goes it makes sense as he is on the mission to prove that same finish after finish at every ppv, there is something wrong going on. Cena is on the 5th floor & hears some employees walking by, he quickly hides behind the bin. The female employee say's to the other female employee, we need to stick together in this male dominated society, its us against them. Cena is standing still & trying not to laugh so he does not get caught. The lady goes to the other female employee, lets fight the men in this world by licking each others vaginas. Cena mutters that’s the way to protest, men are really gonna hate that.

One of them goes did you hear that, the other goes nah its probably just the wind. Cena mutters yeah probably your vaginal fart-ation. The female employee says lets go to the other female employee & they get into the 69er. Cena trying not to move, is laughing while hiding out on the other side. After a few minutes the women stop & stand up. They spit all the fluids on the side where Cena is hiding. The ladies go that was extra this time, wait some more & spit more on Cena. They then leave & Cena gets up saying oaaaaaahhhh aaaaaaah, that fn shit is all over me, man I feel like I was just born. Cena then goes in the office & gets a few paper towels & wipes himself. So Cena looks at the room & it says creative, he goes to the filing cabinet & says come to papa wwe creativity. Cena opens the cabinet & his smile turns to a frown.

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