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Scarface

2009-12-24T18:23:00.000-08:00

Time for a little tribute.

Flairy Flair

2009-12-24T18:08:00.000-08:00

HHH the World Champ slams the door and says Steph that’s not my kid, his wearing glittery robes already! His meant to have long nose and a big crayon. Steph goes he should of had the Nose but the big crayon? not to sure. HHH goes you saying Ric gives it better, Steph says I isn’t saying I was feeling it. Vince comes behind HHH and says you were a 10 time world champion. My daughter found better and got in bed with a 23 time world champion. HBK is behind McMahon and says Hunter doesn’t need to be a dad cause his already got a groupie of babes that his been pumping over the past decade. Ric Flair comes behind HBK saying Woooh! Ric sees em and Ric nails em wooooooh!. HBK nails him in the mouth and HHH jumps Vince and they both do the crotch chops. Vince goes dammit this will be a tag match at the PPV, Me & Ric v HHH & HBK.

Ric Flair gets battered by DX causing Vince to run outside the arena.

Stephanie comes out laughing and so is HHH, HBK says what’s going on Hunter. Steph says we set all this up and HHH nods his head. HBK says but Flair, HHH says Flair was in it to. HBK says we beat the crap out of him. HHH says Flair is desperate to be on the card so he takes the beating. What about Vince?. HHH says Vince didn’t know about this and HBK turns around rubbing his chin and HHH pedigrees him. HHH joins Steph and she says “we got rid of Vince, next we are gonna take the WWE over”.

Kristy Majors Wasted

2009-07-15T18:03:00.000-07:00

Offices Creative Part One

2009-07-15T18:01:00.000-07:00

John Cena is in Titan Towers sneaking around at night. He has a camera with him & says that he will uncover that he is being destroyed creatively. He goes people liked him before but now he is treated like a person who has just joined a Hollywood faith.

Cena sneaking around, opens his fly’s & pulls out his torch. He goes it makes sense as he is on the mission to prove that same finish after finish at every ppv, there is something wrong going on. Cena is on the 5th floor & hears some employees walking by, he quickly hides behind the bin. The female employee say's to the other female employee, we need to stick together in this male dominated society, its us against them. Cena is standing still & trying not to laugh so he does not get caught. The lady goes to the other female employee, lets fight the men in this world by licking each others vaginas. Cena mutters that’s the way to protest, men are really gonna hate that.

One of them goes did you hear that, the other goes nah its probably just the wind. Cena mutters yeah probably your vaginal fart-ation. The female employee says lets go to the other female employee & they get into the 69er. Cena trying not to move, is laughing while hiding out on the other side. After a few minutes the women stop & stand up. They spit all the fluids on the side where Cena is hiding. The ladies go that was extra this time, wait some more & spit more on Cena. They then leave & Cena gets up saying oaaaaaahhhh aaaaaaah, that fn shit is all over me, man I feel like I was just born. Cena then goes in the office & gets a few paper towels & wipes himself. So Cena looks at the room & it says creative, he goes to the filing cabinet & says come to papa wwe creativity. Cena opens the cabinet & his smile turns to a frown.

Offices Creative Part Two

2009-07-15T17:57:00.000-07:00

Cena goes odd theres no files in the cabinet. What do creative do all the time & then hears some orgasmic screams upstairs, that explains it. He notices some tugging at the leg, there is Ariel & Thorn in the cabinet also, ready to join us in our gothic lust mere wasted essence they reply. Cena goes maybe next time when I want to make love with the Addams family & Uncle Fester, I will give you guys a shout! & slams the door shut.

Then he sees the door opens, goes oh no! & there in Cena fan merchandise is Eugene. Cena goes could you repeat that? What the hell are you doing here. Eugene says I writa the WWE storylines & droppa them off evey week. Cena goes that explains the happy pride workforce holding down there jobs in wwe creative & spitting there ejaculation fluids on me.

Eugene goes calma down, its ok I complete 2 months worth of creative storylines & pats him on his back. Eugene laughs, U sticky, u playa with a crayon huh, ehhh uuuh Eugene playa with crayon all the time at night. Cena goes well that’s good to hear but can you cut the insults about my crayon, I am little sensitive about my size.

Eugene goes bye I go homie now, Cena goes take care man. Then Cena sneaks his way to Stephs office. When he is in the office he looks at the table & notices the 'who to bury file'. He goes man Trips & Steph get real busy. All of a sudden the door starts to move. Cena goes “shit where do I hide, ummmm the cabinet, no I do not need a yeoooow” & eventually decides to hide under the table. Suddenly in comes HHH and throws Steph on the table. He slowly walks & gets on the table also on top of her. He pulls out his sledge hammer & goes sledgie time, Steph starts to make noises & shouting the sledgie is good in my wedgie. Cena underneath goes “please please no more sticky shit on me”. While Steph & HHH are being edgy, Cena slowly sneaks out of the window. He lands safely outside because he is wearing Airs that’s why.

Motley Crue Live Wire

2009-05-15T17:52:00.000-07:00

Check out this alternate more faster livewire , you know its good.

No Cameras

2009-05-14T16:08:00.000-07:00

Ever wondered what the wrestling world is up to when the cameras close? And the storylines kind of finish?

Carlito is angry backstage & finds a mascara in his pocket, which says property to Lito from Edge, he mutters who is Lito & why do I have this in my pocket. Edge shakes his head muttering only if you knew.

Batista on his mobile phone, talking to his latest girlfriend Kayrina. I am so glad I met you as my previous 7th girlfriend was expecting to much just like the fans. “You know what do the fans do other than sacrifice there time and pay there money. Yet they still expect me to sign autographs, come on and let me tell you about dedication”

Ariel is catching a night train home to paradise city as she has just been future endeavearoed. Vince said she lost her fangs and without her fangs she cannot be a main attraction. Also the guys are scared about her appetite for yeooooooooow’s.

Boogey Man is talking to his research team member on his mobile phone about the groundbreaking scientific research he does in his spare time. He says he has just invented the first plastic that also conducts electricity.

Majojo Bentley is waiting for Todd Grisham who is his new boyfriend, a fashion designer from Mozambique. Todd Grisham meets and greets him in true fashion. On the way home Todd Grisham replies “This will teach Cena for walking down that aisle”

Armando Aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejandro Estrada is lighting up a cigar. Other than adding to global warming, what other dangers do smoking ciggerettes/cigars have? Says Armando Aleeeeeeeeeeejandroooooo Estrada.......Randy Orton replies, “my friend that is so true, there are no dangers”. “Lets take in some sweet sweet puffs”

Vince Russo riding a bicycle while he is humming. A bird hits on his crotch & the beak gets stuck.

More storylines to follow.

Ratt Lack of Communication

2009-02-18T08:21:00.000-08:00

Yeooooooooow Uncut Part One

2008-10-08T10:55:00.000-07:00

Hardcore Holly is sitting in his sofa & catching up with all the soaps, as he has a passion for them. He is sipping some juice which he got from Test, which he spits out as it starts to give him bacne. He leaves the juice & drys his eyes as the soaps make him cry.

Holly has a match coming up & goes to the ring, just as he is about to win he loses. This makes him fall lower down the pecking order for the prestigious prestigious ECW title which even Ric Flair couldn’t win.

After Holly comes back he starts to smash his truck & says “dammit I cant win nothing”

Next week before his match he goes to the fridge, which he brought from Big D. He gets some ice, & goes “odd its like someone has been toying with this fridge” while he is taking the ice cubes one falls in his pants. Hardcore Holly gets a little stiff & makes some sound (like a cat meowww but his are yeoww yeoww noises, the y people is the difference. This gets him all motivated for the match & he beats Snitsky.

Back in the parking lot he goes, “that’s the way I win my damn matches, damn I need a yeoww everyweek”

Vince sees him in the hall & says Hardcore Holly two more matches & for the next ppv I will book you for the ECW title. Hardcore Holly replies “damn I cant wait”, Vince goes “That’s what I like about you Hardcore, slowly moving his head down “your ruthless juice induced nipples” & has a good feel.

Hardcore Holly sees the ECW interviewer & says he needs a quick one. “Since you’re a diva? This comes naturally for you” ECW interviewer nods her head & starts her vacuuming, with Holly yeoowwwwww yeooooooowING.

Hardcore again wins the match, Tazz goes I don’t know what motivates Holly so much but I want some of it too. Joey Styles say’s well we do it in commentary every week.

Continued in part two below.

Yeooooooooow Uncut Part Two

2008-10-08T10:54:00.000-07:00

The 2nd week he has to have a match against Carlito & this time he makes Torrie give him the yeoooww yeooooow. Carlito is so focused/motivated that he cannot be beat & he is fully focused on wrestling as he is never lazy.

Hardcore plays the video of Torrie yeooowing him on the titantron & Carlito gets distracted. Hardcore rolls up Carlito for the quick victory.

Again back in the parking lot goes “Damn I beat that bastard, what a vocabulary I have also if I may add”

Backstage Thorn & the Ariel are flying like bats but actually they are on strings but it feeds there gothic aspirations. Thorn says we will give him one hell of yeeeoow & they both cannot stop laughing.

Hardcore Holly next week returns with one match away to the ECW title. He see’s the matchup & says “this one is gonna be to easy, I can wait to beat that damn bastard”

Hardcore Holly knocks on a wardrobe which says Thorn, cause Thorn & Ariel go to sleep upside down.

Anyway Hardcore finds no one in the wardrobe, all of a sudden out of no where appears Ariel and starts to scratch Hardcores crotch with her long pointy nails. Hardcore replies “Oh well you already figured Ariel, damn Ariel pump me up”

Ariel scratching her hands around the floor & moving on her knees locks into Hardcores dick. Hardcore starts off with “yyyaahishishi ye ye ye yeooooooooooow” then all of sudden Hardcores smile turns upside down as he starts to scream. Then the next thing we see is Hardcore running around with blood & white stuff shooting out like a hose. Ariel has Hardcore’s meat in her mouth which she bit off with her fangs.
While Hardcore is screaming, Thorn puts his arm around Hardcore & says “there there never get a yeoooow from a Lady with fangs. The next thing we see is Ariel putting her head up in front of Hardcore & making a Vince like swallow. A loud Ariel burp indicates digestion. Hardcore screaming just faints muttering damn. With Ariel & Thorn doing a slow-mo Tango dance and the story ends.

P2V Final Part Four

2008-08-31T23:01:00.000-07:00

The camera zooms into HHH and Gabriel Batistuta who are now outside in the car park fighting. They are heavily blowing each other as they are quite muscled up. HHH grabs a sledge hammer and Gabriel Batistuta the hero from Florence ducks. He then picks HHH up and powerbombs him on the concrete car park floor. JR goes Oh my Good God The pwbequalizer ........the pwbequaliser......that had so much impact that the concrete must have cracked HHH’s spine. Gabriel Batistuta flexes his muscles.....I am the hero from Florence. While HHH is lying unconscious. Stephanie runs out to aid HHH and they load him up into a blue ambulance, which on the side it says going to Smackdown.

After the break Raw returns and Vince is walking around in the storage area. He suddenly bumps into the Holy Ministers Spozk/Scozzy leading to a fight starting. Eventually they are headlocking each other. Scozzy has Vince in a headlock and Vince has Spozk in a head lock. Vince mutters to Todd pass me your magic left sided tool we used in the sack. So Todd pulls out a mini flask labeled protein juice and he diligently swallows every last drop of it. Then his pants start to expand making his crotch area a leaning tent like structure. Todd then gets on his knees near Scozzy, Vince and Spozk. Vince lets one arm go and says give it to me Todd. Todd then grabs Vinces hand and puts it on his magic left sided tool area. Vince gets a good grip and with the power/pressure of holding on to Todds magic left sided tool, Vince is able to make Spozk pass out. He then starts to put a sleeper on Scozzy and makes him pass out also. Then Vince puts the Holy Ministers into a crate and nails it shut. Vince then heads to the titantron to make an announcement that he is back in control of WWE and Todd follows walking sideways again to not get noticed.

Much later on in a freight plane the holy ministers inside the crate wake up. Spozk goes wait a minute, I can feel another person in here. Scozzy goes oh my god and Goldust jumps on him hee hee hee hee....badonka donk time. For those of you wondering where the holy ministers end up? well on the crate it says "To, Jackos Neverland".

-The final part to the P2V storyline and the previous three parts are below.

P2V Part Three

2008-07-17T13:23:00.000-07:00

After all have a good look at each other HHH says you know Steph I cant believe you got high by dealing with that chump. Stephanie interrupts and says I cant believe you were exercising with that muscle whore. Victoria goes I am no muscle whore, me and Hunter had the best push workout of our lives in the boiler room!!!. And you know what we made the temperature go over 100 degrees. Stephanie is now boiling and just jumps onto Victoria as they both start to cat fight. Gabriel Batistuta tries to break up the fighting between Stephanie and Victoria. Just as he is about to put his hand on Stephanie’s shoulder, HHH whacks Gabriel Batistuta in the face. The fighting is going on between them and all over backstage.

While this is going on the camera zooms into a room where Vince is still stuck in the sack with Todd Grisham. Vince goes to Todd whats that thing next to your left leg, you know it seems to be pressuring into my right thigh. Todd embarrassingly mutters oh its just a something. Vince goes well what ever it is, it seems to be strong enough to make a hole into the sack. Vince goes so pass me the thing next to your left leg. Todd goes I could but you know its kind of hard. What do you mean kind of hard Vince Replies? Todd goes ok lets both hit it into the sack. Vince goes genius Todd the more force we can apply. Todd goes yeah and Vince goes where shall I grab it? Todd goes just at the top and Vince grabs it. Todd goes ooooooh that’s good I mean a good hold. Vince goes wow it seems to be expanding. Todd tries to hide his sensations of Vince’s hold and manages to mutter it’s a very strong tool. Vince goes I bet it is and goes 1 2 3 4 and then hits it into the sack. The sack RIPS into two due to the force of Todds left sided tool. Vince getting up while dusting his clothes says now onto the Holy Ministers dammit. Todd gets up slowly trying not to show his left side to Vince and so walks sideways behind him.

-To be continued in the final fourth part

P2V Part Two

2008-06-02T16:10:00.000-07:00

While JR is speaking the cameras zoom into a room backstage where Vince and Todd Grisham are stuck in the sack. Vince can be heard cursing in the sack while Todd is really enjoying himself being this stuck with Vince. The cameras zoom out and onto the titantron where The Holy Ministers Spozk and Scozzy open up RAW. Holy Minister Spozk says to the audience, we are here to save you people. You people do not need big breasted women (crowd shouts we need calcium). Instead me and my fellow compatriot Holy Minister Scozzy will be making some changes to Raw. The first change we will make......

As they are speaking the shattered dreams music plays and out comes Gold (breathe in) Dust. He starts off by saying Cut cut cut cut hee hee hee....I am meant to be making my return tonight by selling gold sex toys. Goldust says one more thing you guys could come backstage in my dressing room and help me with some market research. While Goldust picks out a gold whip and hits it on his pvc costume tish tish.

Holy Minister Scozzy interrupts this is the exact type of person that we want to lead to rightness. We are fed up of seeing people destroying there lives by being obsessed with gold costumes. Goldust slowly puts his head down and starts to shed a few tears. Its true I use this gold costume to get the beautiful peoples attention. Holy Minister Scozzy comes out of the ring and says give me a hug my soon to be convert. While Holy Minister Scozzy is putting his arms out, Goldust grabs him laughing out loud hee hee hee and doesn’t let go. Goldust says convert me while putting emphasis on his backside. Holy Minister Spozk runs up to the ramp and pulls out his holy knob and wacks Goldust in the backside with it. Goldust crashes to the ground muttering oh my what a huge knob!

While this is going on Stephanie and Victoria have an altercation backstage and hate is running high between the two as Victoria has been muscling in on HHH. Just as either is about to say something in enters HHH from one door and Gabriel Batistuta enters from the other door. Gabriel Batistuta is the newest call up from ovw and has been dealing with Stephanie as she was high on him. The scene heats up as all four look at each other and the more they look at each other, the more the love/betrayal unfolds.

-To be continued in part three and part one is below.

P2V Part One

2008-04-05T06:29:00.000-07:00

The Ship crash lands in some murky hood. Vince goes I hope they have hotels in here, Todd you go around to Hotels? maybe we should go to one of them. I wouldn’t mind some entertainment either Todd. Todd goes I don’t think you would want to go to the hotels that I go too. He goes Todd I never thought Steph would run me out of WWE. I wonder how HHH & Steph got so much power over these years? It was never obvious to me. Todd goes agree Sir sarcastically its never been noticeable has it. While they are talking they get approached by a gang in which the leader says whats poppin? Vince goes I am able-bodied & so is Todd. Vince gets asked so what you guys doing in this place its obvious you don’t live here. Vince explains the story with the trouble he had with HHH & Steph. Grand Master P to the V says I could just help you out.

HHH & Chyna sex tape is handed to Vince by the rapper Grand Master P to the V. Vince says how did you find this tape & P2V replies we got connections. Vince does a hip hop style handshake with all P2V crew & P2V says to Vince I think your assistant Todd gets his Tortilla seasoned. Vince goes I see I will make some recommendations for him.

Vince goes back to WWE & interrupts the WWE take over celebration by HHH & Steph. He says you see I got a tape with HHH & his old woman Chyna in action. Steph grabs HHH arms you said it wasn’t scientifically possible to have sex with Chyna. HHH getting red, Vince replies with a grin I think HHH found a way!

Then Victoria comes out & says to HHH that she loves him. She goes she aint been on tv recently not due to creative but she has been doing it with HHH in the boiler room. HHH says to Steph I am sorry I just cant resist muscle on women. Stephanie takes off her stiletto heel shoe & hits HHH in the nuts & he crashes to the ground. Vince goes I also have pictures of Steph & the younger wrestler that you want to push hard. Steph its more the case of how hard he has been pushing you. Victoria jumps Stephanie. Vince does a little strut to say I got my company back & a main event feud all in one night. While Vince starts break dancing he then gets ambushed by the Holy Religious Ministers & is put in a sack. Todd says wait & jumps into the sack with Vince also.

-To be continued in part two.

Ratt Back for More

2008-02-21T05:26:00.000-08:00

Vince The Gorilla

2008-01-29T11:32:00.000-08:00

Here is a storyline which I wrote quite sometime ago, hope you enjoy it. I also would like to add that the Vince McMahon character is the best character to write storylines about and the Kanyon character also.

Vince mistakes coke for sugar and puts it in his lemonade which he drinks. Slowly Vince starts to make stupid decisions becoming a party animal hooked to this sugar. He looks at his watch to see when RAW would end, so he can go jive.
The next RAW he makes chaotic decisions, which are true in real life, he makes John Cena an announcer because he cant wrestle and tells Lita she can sleep with anyone she wants including him.
Vince organises a party on the same RAW. Later you can hear Car Wash (song) playing from his room and lights. Todd Grisham is dancing naked around Vince, Vince is wearing a gorilla costume minus the mask and pulling out some old skool disco moves.
There are female strippers nude whose boobs are bouncing, Vince eyes up one of them and they go for it while Vince is still dancing standing up. Shane McMahon outside calls Linda and says Dads lost it.
Later Linda busts in, turns off the music and goes oh my god Vince and runs out. Vince says NO Linda! and takes the strippers legs wrapped around him off and runs after Linda. He then slips down 100’s of stairs as he is wearing the costume. Later he is in hospital and cant remember a thing.

Disco Inferno

2008-01-15T09:21:00.000-08:00

Disco Inferno (wrestler in travolta suit and making this curtain jerker Goldberg look good) is one of the all time wrestling legends as he quite simply revolutionised wrestling. You know we have Technical wrestlers, High Flying wrestlers, Lucha Lucha wrestlers, Mat wrestlers and Heaven knows what else wrestlers. But Disco Inferno was unlike all of them and decided not to fall in any of those categories. You know he innovated and pioneered the art known as disco wrestling, thats right disco wrestling. Currently the disco wrestling style is at an all time high with two wrestlers practicing the art. Which is a pretty amazing statistic if I might add. One is in Croatia and the other is in Swaziland. So watch out for them in WWE/TNA in the years to come and as soon as their countries invest in airports. So expect more hip entrances in the future like Disco Fever.....I mean Disco Feva as you got to say it right. Disco Feva..Disco Feva..Disco Feva..Disco Feva..Disco Feva..yeah yeah yeah.. he is so cool.. he is the disco rendezvous.......

Lastly two posts down check out my two brand spunking new storylines.

The Bridge

2008-01-03T17:32:00.000-08:00

Backstage hours before Smackdown in the carpark lobby Murdoch sees Kristal. He gets down on the floor and is muttering the words sara-coose sara- cooooose as he moves his hands artistically towards her. He slowly makes his way into Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region. His tongue slowly thrusts into Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region. The more she oooooohs as deeper his tongue buds go. After the tantalising sensations Murdoch tries to pull out his tongue but cannot!!! Kristal goes hurry ooooooooh ahh up!!!!!!!! Get your tongue out and clean up already as the show starts shortly. Murdoch still cannot as his tongue is knotted in. So Kristal sees Batista parking his car and says Batista ahhh come here!!!!

Batista runs in like superman and says what is it Kristal my dear? Kristal says help help Murdochs tongue is stuck in my pa-peen-pa-pow region!!!!

So Batista flexes his arms and moves his legs far apart and tries to pull Murdoch out. He grips Murdochs belly button region with his arms and then pulls Murdoch into him really hard. Things do not go to plan as Murdoch is hanging in the air after the hard inward pull by Batista. As his behind gets connected to Batistas penis and his tongue is still knotted in Kristals pa-peen-pa-pow region.

The situation to an innocent passer by with a clean mind would look like, Batista is air bumming Murdoch and Kristal is getting oraled at the same time in her pa-peen-pa-pow region . It becomes more convincing as they wriggle and try to unconnect. This carries on long into the night and all three miss there matches as they are knotted to tightly. Eventually they decide to just do it and call it a bridge threesome.

News Cast Part One

2008-01-03T17:19:00.000-08:00

Heres one when Jeff Hardy got suspended in mid 2007. I thought it would be funny to make it into a late night news discussion thing.

Hello I am Trent Gannigan (TG) the hunky news host from Doomnocracy News, Today on the hotline we have former WCW/ WWE Wrestler Chris Kanyon (K) on the Phone. He will have a regular segment with us & will be discussing the latest ongoings in the wrestling business. Giving us his views & such.

Kanyon interrupts also the leader of Team Home-O the home for homosexuals.

TG: Yes Kanyon is also the spiritual leader of Team Home-O, but onto the topic in hand. Why has Jeff Hardy been missing RAW yesterday.

K: I believe Jeff Hardy is contemplating on joining Team Home-O, hence why he missed Raw. You see coming out is not so easy, as theres a lot of factors to consider. So you need some time to yourself.

Like myself, well actually it’s a funny story. You see years ago some local lady thought it would be funny to say that I made her pregnant. You know I had the authorities asking me to give payments for the child. I ignored the letters as I don’t fuck women, so there was no way I made her preganant. But then one night while me & Markoni were practicing wrestling moves in the bed upstairs. A knock knock happened. Then the next thing that happened is a whole swat stormed my shack. You know that was a wet dream of mine back in my teens. A whole male swat team invades my shack & we party all night singing 'In the Navy'. Well it wasn’t like that dream whatsoever and instead they were saying that they have a warrant to search the shack & uncle toms cabin. So I went along with it & pretended that I made her pregnant. That’s because I did not want people to know that I was gay. But I still enjoyed the all male swat team invading my shack, even if it wasn’t for sexual reasons.

-Continued in part two.

News Cast Part Two

2008-01-03T16:51:00.000-08:00

TG: So you kept this up until you founded Team Home-O?

K: Exactly, I founded Team Home-O on RAW along with Lanky , Shrimp & my long term partner Alice Dragley with the saline pads. Eventually I got annoyed of staying hidden as it was costing me to much. Then I decided to become a spiritual leader for fellow people stuck in the closet. You know like help open the doors for them and thats how I formed Team Home-O. By the way I have stopped making the payments for the child as I am gay as a Welsh daffodil. So the hot guys out there if your watching I can slip into a pair of tight leathers or pvc, whatever takes your fancy.

TG: So this is what Jeff hardy is probably going through? contemplating other avenues of sex?

K: Most certainly yes as why else would he get suspended? Like what else could he do? And I would just like to say that Jeff Hardy if your Listening. Please, Please consider joining Team Home-O as I would like you, I....I mean we will love you hard, I mean care for you.

TG: Wow I am truly amazed about your expertise on wrestling matters. You know its great we the media always get in the right people to discuss issues in wrestling.

K: No thank you for having me and allowing me to spread my knowhow of the wrestling business. And Trent if your interested come by to one of our group sessions winkty wink???

TG: Holy he is hitting on me, time to close the show. That’s all for tonight, till next time (while saying combs his hair back and flexes his muscles, which causes his shirt to rip during the credits)

Big Mamma

2007-12-08T12:24:00.000-08:00

Heres a storyline from my collection that I think you girls/guys will enjoy.

Benjamin is a failure again and his mamma appears again. She notices Vince who has come back from hospital and goes up to him, being playful. She mentions her cave needs to be drilled.

Vince spying on Linda, so he can make up with her. Vince turns around and there is Mamma, she holds him against the wall and says, you must be shy and just need to ask. Vince goes I think your misunderstood, but she goes anytime rubbing her hole.

Then Vince is seen carrying earrings and singing a 50s song, which he bought for Linda, but Big Mamma thinks they are for her and takes them immediately. Vince cant say anything because she is very pushy, Linda walks out of the door and sees, she throws a tantrum running away again.

Vince shouting, says Linda meet me at my office and gets on his knees in desperation. Big Mamma goes to Shelton this is my chance to get you to the top, so she goes into Vinces office and strips live and lays down into the bed, which Vince has ready for Linda.

Vince walks in and takes off his clothes and goes Linda, you made the right decision Dammit. He unzips his flies and goes under the blanket, stops under the front hole section and does his job with his tongue Live. After 30 sec loads of enjoyment noises, Vince goes, you sound a bit different, then after a few sec, he says you feel a bit diff, then another couple of seconds the job is done and Mamma says Vince you are mine in a breathless voice.

Vince gets up out of the blanket and speechless mutters your not Linda. Just in this time Linda walks in and says Oh No, seeing Vince on top of Mamma! Vince turns around wiping his face/lips and says, I can explain Linda, Linda again runs out!

Queen Bohemian Rhapsody

2007-10-02T07:27:00.000-07:00

Marinating Turkeys

2007-09-25T12:38:00.000-07:00

Fuck this is good, Cena is saying while humping Todd Grisham

I want more Todd Grisham is slowly gasping, more mmmmoeree aaahhhhhhh.

Let me load you up is John Cenas response, its about to shoot.

Then all of a sudden a knock on the door happens.

Hello Cena are you in there? Vince knocks on the door.

Yikes Cena goes, I mean yeah I am, just one second

Puts his hand on Todds mouth & cannot get out, quickly puts his towel over Grisham.

Ok come on in Vince, Vince enters & asks what's under the towel?

Lets see it’s a.....Cena mumbling.....Its a turkey, yeah a turkey for Christmas.

Excellent replies Vince but is it not a little early?

For the Cena family, we take pride in marinating turkeys & start early.

Oh ok Vince goes but make sure you save me some, that’s what I like about you Cena.

Always full of moves, when I can say, I have seen a Cena move a million times?

My thoughts exactly Sir, now if you will excuse me I will put this Turkey in my car.

You want a hand offers Vince? Oh No No, its quite attached to me. Cena carries out Todd Grisham to the car ie the kayfabe turkey & takes his hand off Todds Mouth & pushes hard back wards finally unconnecting. Todd Gasps with a feedback orgasm so loud which built up while Vince was talking to Cena, that everyone in the arena hears it & Carlitos cool hair explodes due to the high decibles of the sound, including JR’s hat & Kings Crown. Todd catching his breath putting his glasses back on & his legs in a U shape because of the deep hole, goes wow being stuck on you was exhilarating. John Cena goes dont worry next time I will be the turkey. Todd trying to stand nodds & says I will marinate you then. Oh you will my arse is like a tight clamp.

The End

Theres a hidden message in this storyline, see if you can figure it out?

Minidust

2007-09-13T17:10:00.000-07:00

Hall of Fadomy Part One

2007-09-03T10:07:00.000-07:00

PF looks through the crystal ball & into 2008s HOF ceremony.......

Firstly John Cena opens the show in a sports car, then rides around the show with his motorbike. Gets off & says The Champ is here tonight to help induct some other Champions. Spinal Tap members shaking their heads, while one of the members cigarette falls onto his nylon trousers. The trousers start to melt & he starts jumping up & down saying oooh ahhh just a little bit oooh aaah.

John Cena interrupts & goes before I induct Men, I must let my true love out. Especially after seeing those nylon pants burn on that Rockers skin. What I mean is I do love political rap, booty rap but my real real love ly’s in Spunk Rap. Me & Todd have been hipping, hopping & bending over the rules together in the past few weeks. We have spunked so much that well we have very little spunk left.

Spinal Tap interrupt, with one of the members with burnt nylon stains on his legs covering his genitalia & trying to smile at the camera with a thumbs up. The other Spinal Tap Member says “Look this is just not on, what the fucks sake is Spunk Rap, we are Spinal Taaa..... All of a sudden part of the stage breaks as it CRASH SNAP CRACKLES & POPs with all the members falling.

John Cena goes that’s it, I am coming out about a little tidbit of info that might just break some hearts out there & pause some leaks. Randy Orton gets up & says thank you!! My chance has finally cum. John Cena goes yes Randy we all can see & that’s why this John Cena is fed up of being in the wooden thing you find in Bedrooms. Just as this is going on Dusty slowly attempts to what looks like running. He finally arrives on stage & puts his hand on John Cena’s mouth.John Cena crashes to the ground because of the force of Dusty. While Dusty gets his composure back & John Cena gains consciousness a advert is called.